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look what you've done

[hacks]

[Mikasa doesn't usually show how much she appreciates savings. Because being as sorta poor as they are, someone has to penny pinch. So she's just following what Armin advised them, really.

Is that a sale on the raisin toast.]

im ashamed too thanks

[bulwarks]

[That's a sale on the raisin toast. Guess who doesn't want raisin toast though--

Excuse Eren as his hand drifts over options and heads towards something else not on sale. If he doesn't have dinner it'll be easy to afford, right? Besides, they have essays to do instead of fucking around cooking something up later.]

i still blame you for everything TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR ACTIONS!!!

[hacks]

[Eren no, you should go for the raisin toast. Don't be a diva.

She wanders after him to look at what it is he wanted. Sure the options looked a lot my fancy, but they wouldn't be saving some dollars on half priced toast!]

Eren. The toast is on sale.

[Just in case he didn't notice.]

i am?!?!??!!

[bulwarks]

[This isn't about being a diva it's about being a man and making his own choices! Kinda...

He doesn't look at her when she makes her "suggestion", smiling awkwardly to the person behind the counter and-]

Yeah the coffee one-

[That's not the toast.]

( ◔ิω◔ิ) OKAY GOOD :T

[hacks]

[Kinda. He doesn't know what's best for him, like everyone else.

Wow don't ignore her either! He's ignoring her.

So she's giving the helpful staff her best glare.]

I think the raisin toast is best.

tfln - intentional or misfire idc

[bulwarks]

option 1: ill pay u back with deviant sexual favors.

option 2: im gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and i kept trying to pet them

option 3: itll be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.

option 1 for great injustice!!!

[pastes]

[You know. If Levi were the type to smirk, he would. But no. He's still deadpan, even as he texts back.

Okay. maybe he's smirking a bit. On the inside.]

don't go around making offers you can't fulfill, jaeger. maybe i'll want to make good on that.

you spoil me (blush)

[bulwarks]

[Really it's a good question on if he 100% means it or whether this is just to mess with him in return but.

The only thing to gain out of this if it is just that is humiliation. It's not like that hasn't been an often occurrence anyway, right?]

r u saying i won't?

of course (blush)

[pastes]

i'm saying you don't even know what deviant sexual favors really mean. you look like the vanilla type at best, a virgin at worst. or have you popped that cherry yet?

rubysama (flushes)!!!

[bulwarks]

ofc i no what they mean! ur not gonna believe me anyway.

[2 minutes later]

ill prove it

1 and lets make it a misfire

[hacks]

[She doesn't even know what to make of this.]

Eren. You are too skinny.

cries sadly also my fucking keywords work here

[bulwarks]

[He doesn't get it...]

what

WOW THOSE KEYWORDS? XCOOS ME?

[hacks]

[She doesn't either.]

I don't want your deviant sexual favours.

mAGIC ONES

[bulwarks]

[Ah.

Ah.

The next reply takes around 5 minutes to come, obviously, after he's bit his hand and hit his head against a wall.]

it was a joke to sum1 else. sry.

tfln - mifire, intentional, go wild

[pastes]

[option 1]
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"

[option 2]
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.

[option 3]
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.

2

[bulwarks]

sry sasha threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.

[spoilers: it wasn't sasha]

[pastes]

sasha, huh? did you get a name change, by any chance?

[You ain't fooling anyone with that talk, man.]

[bulwarks]

[Why does it work for Mikasa but not him...]

ofc i didn't??? she ate too much

[pastes]

[Because Mikasa does it with a straight face. It's an Ackerman thing.]

sasha could drink up a whole bottle of vodka and keep it together. that shit is made of potatoes.

besides. the place stinks of fruity drinks.

[Fruity drinks for a fruity guy. Get it???]

3

[emanation]

[The conversation had been pretty normal up til this point, save for a strange remark here or there, but of course she'd expected this kind of climax to the story anyway.

Smile and nod, smile and nod--though it's not like it bothers her anyway. Some of the others it might, but in a way it's a little funny, isn't it?]

Petra will be fine, though she might have wondered what products you used. You didn't try the dettol again right? I'll have to give you another check up if you did.

[pastes]

like that hadn't been your doing, in the first place. that thing burned like satan's asscrack, I'll have you know.

[Of course Hange would find it funny. Of course.]

[emanation]

[Of course.]

Good job we didn't test it in your ass instead then isn't it? You might be as bad off as Erwin if we did.

1 LAUGHS LOUDLY

[hacks]

What size are they?

I'M GLAD TO PROVIDE

[pastes]

kiddy size. can't fit a sock in there.

TY I RABU U

[hacks]

Then it's not Eren's.