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[pastes]

sasha, huh? did you get a name change, by any chance?

[You ain't fooling anyone with that talk, man.]

[bulwarks]

[Why does it work for Mikasa but not him...]

ofc i didn't??? she ate too much

[pastes]

[Because Mikasa does it with a straight face. It's an Ackerman thing.]

sasha could drink up a whole bottle of vodka and keep it together. that shit is made of potatoes.

besides. the place stinks of fruity drinks.

[Fruity drinks for a fruity guy. Get it???]

[bulwarks]

[Goddamn you linefacers!!!]

then connie?????

jean????

[He's still blaming everyone else and excuse you the fruity ones taste better!]

[pastes]

connie is a loud drunk, i wouldve heard him. same with jean. [Jean literally neighs when drunk. You can't miss that.]

fess up already and stop wasting my time, jaeger.

[bulwarks]

jean did scare a cat tho.

i thought you were too wrecked to remember.

[pastes]

im never too wrecked to remember. watch that mouth before i put it to better use.

[So many ways that can be taken...]

[bulwarks]

thats not true. there was that 1 time u actually couldnt stand up straight.

not like it makes much of a difference.

[And sadly this is Eren... aka he'll just be a dumbass/smartass in one :)]

[pastes]

and what would you know about standing up straight? word has it youve been pounded on harder than raw dough.

[He couldn't stand up straight if he tried; he'd have to stand up gay.]

[bulwarks]

is that supposed to be a fucking joke?

[FUCK YOU?!?!?!]