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[That's a sale on the raisin toast. Guess who doesn't want raisin toast though--
Excuse Eren as his hand drifts over options and heads towards something else not on sale. If he doesn't have dinner it'll be easy to afford, right? Besides, they have essays to do instead of fucking around cooking something up later.]
Excuse Eren as his hand drifts over options and heads towards something else not on sale. If he doesn't have dinner it'll be easy to afford, right? Besides, they have essays to do instead of fucking around cooking something up later.]
option 1: ill pay u back with deviant sexual favors.
option 2: im gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and i kept trying to pet them
option 3: itll be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
option 2: im gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and i kept trying to pet them
option 3: itll be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Edited (i missed the n [lonely]) 2014-08-03 22:35 (UTC)
[option 1]
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
[option 2]
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
[option 3]
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
[option 2]
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
[option 3]
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
[You know. If Levi were the type to smirk, he would. But no. He's still deadpan, even as he texts back.
Okay. maybe he's smirking a bit. On the inside.]
don't go around making offers you can't fulfill, jaeger. maybe i'll want to make good on that.
Okay. maybe he's smirking a bit. On the inside.]
don't go around making offers you can't fulfill, jaeger. maybe i'll want to make good on that.
[Really it's a good question on if he 100% means it or whether this is just to mess with him in return but.
The only thing to gain out of this if it is just that is humiliation. It's not like that hasn't been an often occurrence anyway, right?]
r u saying i won't?
The only thing to gain out of this if it is just that is humiliation. It's not like that hasn't been an often occurrence anyway, right?]
r u saying i won't?
[The conversation had been pretty normal up til this point, save for a strange remark here or there, but of course she'd expected this kind of climax to the story anyway.
Smile and nod, smile and nod--though it's not like it bothers her anyway. Some of the others it might, but in a way it's a little funny, isn't it?]
Petra will be fine, though she might have wondered what products you used. You didn't try the dettol again right? I'll have to give you another check up if you did.
Smile and nod, smile and nod--though it's not like it bothers her anyway. Some of the others it might, but in a way it's a little funny, isn't it?]
Petra will be fine, though she might have wondered what products you used. You didn't try the dettol again right? I'll have to give you another check up if you did.
[Because Mikasa does it with a straight face. It's an Ackerman thing.]
sasha could drink up a whole bottle of vodka and keep it together. that shit is made of potatoes.
besides. the place stinks of fruity drinks.
[Fruity drinks for a fruity guy. Get it???]
sasha could drink up a whole bottle of vodka and keep it together. that shit is made of potatoes.
besides. the place stinks of fruity drinks.
[Fruity drinks for a fruity guy. Get it???]
[Eren no, you should go for the raisin toast. Don't be a diva.
She wanders after him to look at what it is he wanted. Sure the options looked a lot my fancy, but they wouldn't be saving some dollars on half priced toast!]
Eren. The toast is on sale.
[Just in case he didn't notice.]
She wanders after him to look at what it is he wanted. Sure the options looked a lot my fancy, but they wouldn't be saving some dollars on half priced toast!]
Eren. The toast is on sale.
[Just in case he didn't notice.]
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