sheffield | ( shingekis or something )

[Mikasa doesn't usually show how much she appreciates savings. Because being as sorta poor as they are, someone has to penny pinch. So she's just following what Armin advised them, really.

Is that a sale on the raisin toast.]

[That's a sale on the raisin toast. Guess who doesn't want raisin toast though--

Excuse Eren as his hand drifts over options and heads towards something else not on sale. If he doesn't have dinner it'll be easy to afford, right? Besides, they have essays to do instead of fucking around cooking something up later.]

[Eren no, you should go for the raisin toast. Don't be a diva.

She wanders after him to look at what it is he wanted. Sure the options looked a lot my fancy, but they wouldn't be saving some dollars on half priced toast!]

Eren. The toast is on sale.

[Just in case he didn't notice.]

[This isn't about being a diva it's about being a man and making his own choices! Kinda...

He doesn't look at her when she makes her "suggestion", smiling awkwardly to the person behind the counter and-]

Yeah the coffee one-

[That's not the toast.]

[Kinda. He doesn't know what's best for him, like everyone else.

Wow don't ignore her either! He's ignoring her.

So she's giving the helpful staff her best glare.]

I think the raisin toast is best.

[Wow don't judge so harshly?!?!

But yeah, he tried. When Mikasa cuts in he turns to look at her in alarm.]

No one cares about the raisin toast!

[Or well. I don't, would be better put.]

[She only wants the best for him!

And that's rude. It's a good thing that Mikasa is (mostly) patient with him.]

I care about the raisin toast, and it's full of berries. It's good for you. You need it for studying.

[And it's cheaper. Nutritious and cheaper!!]

[She does, but sometimes the best is Suffocating.

But we can all be grateful that she's patient.]

So? [And really he gets it... but he doesn't need to be babied???]

I need the sugar.

[The best is the best wat u talking about.

Damn straight though (but is she patient the other half of the time...)]

You can add sugar with jam.

[I'm talking about deciding things for him. Like this?!?]

I want extra caffeine. [Excuse him for getting snappy now.]

[More like a day in the life of the Yeagers (and Ackerman...)

She pauses for a moment and considers this.]

...

Only an espresso.

[Nothing fancy because TOO EXPENSIVE.]

[Amy it's a J not a Y don't make me punch you!!!!!!!!!!!

But. THE HELL? This time he does round on her, while yelling his actual order]

Grande Caramel Latte with extra foam!

[MIKASA.]

[It's a Y in my Spoon magazine!!! SPELLING IS WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS THEIR OFFICIAL man stupid engrish ;A;

She calmly (?!) looks at the staff.]

Espresso.

[IT'S ON...only she doesn't know it's on. Also what kind of man goes for a latte--]

[Jaeger is a German name Y is dumb... the Japanese can't spell romanics sometimes so HUFFS AT THEM

and don't judge his manliness because he orders a latte?!?! MIKASA???]

The latte.

[There's a growl to his voice now too.]

[YEAH the original fansubs and all 8( even Bertl suffers like, three different surnames :(

ALL THAT BITTER TASTE IS DILUTED.]

Espresso.

[Her eyes narrow again.]

[Hange has 2 as well... they just don't know. Jaeger is a legit name though so [intense]

Also that's the point.]

Latte.

[Bites on his lip to avoid yelling out, enough people are watching already.]

[Oh yeah that's right...LKSAJJKLAS YEAH people were /jackiechan at his one especially.

Wow wimp.]

Espresso

[And she slams the money down. TAKE THAT]

[Yeah exactly DSGSDGDSG Sighs at animus

Also he's not a wimp!!! It's just better this way.]

Mikasa!

[That's it, apparently. Tired of your BS, sis.] That isn't the one I want.

[Sighs at awkward names, like every JoJo stand move.

Uh huh...now it's not time to indulge!!]

Eren.

[Yeah that's not swaying her yet. Gotta push a little harder, Eren!] You can have a special latte once your exams are over.

[DGSDG Exactly.

But he wants to indulge...]

That's not for weeks... You know I have to do these papers before that.

[SOMETIMES JAPAN...

No. Now is not the time!!]

You still need to work hard. Only after these papers you can have a break. I'll even get you a chocolate cake.

[Coolest sister, or coolest sister.]

What the fuck does a latte have to do with me not studying hard enough?

[EXCUSE YOU.]

[IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.]

You get too relaxed when you have something you like.

[Das hardcore.]

[THAT DOESN'T]

I-- [...Does he?

He gives the cafe person a quick glance, seeing his cool points slide away.]

What if I need to be a little more relaxed? An espresso won't help.

[DOES NOW.]

You said you wanted coffee and sugar though.

[Eren, see why you are uncool and need Mikasa to hold your hand.]

look what you've done

im ashamed too thanks

i still blame you for everything TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR ACTIONS!!!

i am?!?!??!!

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obviously?!!?!??!

you still must pay with your body (wait)

wow that's gross?!?!?!

u didn't say that last night (oh)

oh....

oh yes

squints

taps

wow....

(blush)

:T

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stap

(๑・‿・๑) no

STAHP!

okay fine :'( /LONE TEAR

oh.... gomen

it's okay (blushu)

oh u//////u

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(　◔ิω◔ิ) OKAY GOOD :T

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