sheffield | ( shingekis or something )

[Kinda. He doesn't know what's best for him, like everyone else.

Wow don't ignore her either! He's ignoring her.

So she's giving the helpful staff her best glare.]

I think the raisin toast is best.

[Wow don't judge so harshly?!?!

But yeah, he tried. When Mikasa cuts in he turns to look at her in alarm.]

No one cares about the raisin toast!

[Or well. I don't, would be better put.]

[She only wants the best for him!

And that's rude. It's a good thing that Mikasa is (mostly) patient with him.]

I care about the raisin toast, and it's full of berries. It's good for you. You need it for studying.

[And it's cheaper. Nutritious and cheaper!!]

[She does, but sometimes the best is Suffocating.

But we can all be grateful that she's patient.]

So? [And really he gets it... but he doesn't need to be babied???]

I need the sugar.

[The best is the best wat u talking about.

Damn straight though (but is she patient the other half of the time...)]

You can add sugar with jam.

[I'm talking about deciding things for him. Like this?!?]

I want extra caffeine. [Excuse him for getting snappy now.]

[More like a day in the life of the Yeagers (and Ackerman...)

She pauses for a moment and considers this.]

...

Only an espresso.

[Nothing fancy because TOO EXPENSIVE.]

[Amy it's a J not a Y don't make me punch you!!!!!!!!!!!

But. THE HELL? This time he does round on her, while yelling his actual order]

Grande Caramel Latte with extra foam!

[MIKASA.]

[It's a Y in my Spoon magazine!!! SPELLING IS WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS THEIR OFFICIAL man stupid engrish ;A;

She calmly (?!) looks at the staff.]

Espresso.

[IT'S ON...only she doesn't know it's on. Also what kind of man goes for a latte--]

[Jaeger is a German name Y is dumb... the Japanese can't spell romanics sometimes so HUFFS AT THEM

and don't judge his manliness because he orders a latte?!?! MIKASA???]

The latte.

[There's a growl to his voice now too.]

[YEAH the original fansubs and all 8( even Bertl suffers like, three different surnames :(

ALL THAT BITTER TASTE IS DILUTED.]

Espresso.

[Her eyes narrow again.]

[Hange has 2 as well... they just don't know. Jaeger is a legit name though so [intense]

Also that's the point.]

Latte.

[Bites on his lip to avoid yelling out, enough people are watching already.]

[Oh yeah that's right...LKSAJJKLAS YEAH people were /jackiechan at his one especially.

Wow wimp.]

Espresso

[And she slams the money down. TAKE THAT]

[Yeah exactly DSGSDGDSG Sighs at animus

Also he's not a wimp!!! It's just better this way.]

Mikasa!

[That's it, apparently. Tired of your BS, sis.] That isn't the one I want.

[Sighs at awkward names, like every JoJo stand move.

Uh huh...now it's not time to indulge!!]

Eren.

[Yeah that's not swaying her yet. Gotta push a little harder, Eren!] You can have a special latte once your exams are over.

[DGSDG Exactly.

But he wants to indulge...]

That's not for weeks... You know I have to do these papers before that.

[SOMETIMES JAPAN...

No. Now is not the time!!]

You still need to work hard. Only after these papers you can have a break. I'll even get you a chocolate cake.

[Coolest sister, or coolest sister.]

What the fuck does a latte have to do with me not studying hard enough?

[EXCUSE YOU.]

[IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.]

You get too relaxed when you have something you like.

[Das hardcore.]

[THAT DOESN'T]

I-- [...Does he?

He gives the cafe person a quick glance, seeing his cool points slide away.]

What if I need to be a little more relaxed? An espresso won't help.

[DOES NOW.]

You said you wanted coffee and sugar though.

[Eren, see why you are uncool and need Mikasa to hold your hand.]

And a latte is a coffee and sugar.

[He doesn't need Mikasa to hold his hand!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Yes.

That combo is usually for when you want energy. We need it in higher doses.

[Crossing the road, she'll hold his hand too!!!!!!!!!]

...Mikasa, I have 4 essays to write. If I need energy, I need it now.

[HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO?!?!]

[She looks at the staff instead of Eren.]

You heard him. Espresso now, please.

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obviously?!!?!??!

you still must pay with your body (wait)

wow that's gross?!?!?!

u didn't say that last night (oh)

oh....

oh yes

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taps

wow....

(blush)

:T

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stap

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STAHP!

okay fine :'( /LONE TEAR

oh.... gomen

it's okay (blushu)

oh u//////u

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don't tsundere 8>

Tsunderes

deres at :)

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