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liah. ([personal profile] sheffield) wrote2014-08-03 09:36 pm
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bulwarks: (rainbows r gr8)

tfln - intentional or misfire idc

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-03 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
option 1: ill pay u back with deviant sexual favors.

option 2: im gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and i kept trying to pet them

option 3: itll be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Edited (i missed the n [lonely]) 2014-08-03 22:35 (UTC)
pastes: (he'd think he's some hot shit)

option 1 for great injustice!!!

[personal profile] pastes 2014-08-03 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know. If Levi were the type to smirk, he would. But no. He's still deadpan, even as he texts back.

Okay. maybe he's smirking a bit. On the inside.]


don't go around making offers you can't fulfill, jaeger. maybe i'll want to make good on that.
bulwarks: (excuse)

you spoil me (blush)

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-03 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Really it's a good question on if he 100% means it or whether this is just to mess with him in return but.

The only thing to gain out of this if it is just that is humiliation. It's not like that hasn't been an often occurrence anyway, right?]


r u saying i won't?
pastes: (like he doesn't even try)

of course (blush)

[personal profile] pastes 2014-08-03 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm saying you don't even know what deviant sexual favors really mean. you look like the vanilla type at best, a virgin at worst. or have you popped that cherry yet?
bulwarks: (nope.gif)

rubysama (flushes)!!!

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-03 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
ofc i no what they mean! ur not gonna believe me anyway.

[2 minutes later]

ill prove it
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pastes: (but no not really)

liah-chan!!! (tsun)

[personal profile] pastes 2014-08-03 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
oh. lets see if you're worth wasting my time on.
bulwarks: (excuse)

(tsuns harder!!)

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll definitely prove it!!!

when


[He should have thought this through.]
pastes: (making that face)

(tsuns hardest!!!!)

[personal profile] pastes 2014-08-04 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
if you don't know the answer to that, you're probably a lost cause. but i'll give you a hand this once, see if you can get it through your skull.

make good use of that camera.


[Now, what kind of picture could he possibly be talking about...]
bulwarks: (mikasa why)

oh .... i lose [lonely]

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[the............................




camera?!?!?

He gets it but that's. what if this is about blackmail? this all started because of a dumb comment anyway but you know what, he's up for the challenge if that's what this is going to be.

The reply comes late, but attached is an image. Sadly Eren isn't made for being a skank and it looks more dumb than hot but he Tried, okay???? The image itself is pretty wonky from how he's tried to set it up on a timer, but he's laid back and he might be biting into his hand without thinking about it -- it's his eyes that are the key thing here, the challenge and the danger showing through with how he's glaring into the shot.

Too bad he obviously made himself bleed when it autosent too.

Fuck.]
pastes: (but he's still a piece of shithead)

yes. but it's a good loss.

[personal profile] pastes 2014-08-04 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Draw me like one of your French girls? No, that's not what Levi had meant at all. Bore him to death, make him wait forever and still manage to get it wrong; way to go, Eren.]

i didnt mean a whore face. if that can even be called a whore face.

[You have one more try. Just one.]
bulwarks: (shakin)

i don't mind losing to you, no ;u;

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's the story of his life. He doesn't know what he's doing, he doesn't know what you're even fucking asking for actually, but he doesn't want that to be the point here.]

shut up it wasn't even supposed to send.

[After clicking send for that he tries to think of his options. There's only so much he can do on his own, right? Did he mean that? Unsure glances to the door and really the only things stopping him is if his housemates here or if this really is for blackmail and just... fuck. This is a dumb idea gone too far.

This time, he gets himself pushed back against his bed and you know what, he's going to risk embarrassment now as he sets himself up.

Incoming: video call]


pastes: (but shit is filthy eww)

o-oh ;u; (blush)

[personal profile] pastes 2014-08-04 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[His initial reaction is a half-amused "hoooh?" at the video request, followed by some brief mulling. Again, Eren had failed to get what he was saying, and normally this would be grounds for hanging up on his face, but! A video wasn't such a bad alternative, either. There was definitely potential for embarrassment there.

Tsk. Whatever would these kids do without him around to teach them lessons?]


Well? [His tone sounds like Eren is already wasting his time, and the deadpan look seems to reinforce that.] You have one minute to catch my interest or beat it.
bulwarks: (nope.gif)

///////// and wow i truly fucked up html there........... gomen............

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[When the video starts it doesn't actually look or sound like much is going on. Sure, Eren's breathing might be slightly off, but he's barely started. He's not breathless in the slightest.

He is, however, clearly embarrassed about something.]


Shut up, I'm--

[He takes one glance at the video then props it up. Now, on screen, there should be a clear enough view of why Eren looked a bit hunched over before as well. He's curling over himself as his hand works his dick. His other hand, now the phone is propped against a pillow, clings onto the bedding by his side.]

--I'm proving a point.

[Is it possible to be embarrassed, humiliated and angry all at once? The answer to that is a huge yes]
hacks: (wow)

1 and lets make it a misfire

[personal profile] hacks 2014-08-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't even know what to make of this.]

Eren. You are too skinny.
bulwarks: (mikasa why)

cries sadly also my fucking keywords work here

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't get it...]

what
hacks: (wow)

WOW THOSE KEYWORDS? XCOOS ME?

[personal profile] hacks 2014-08-04 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't either.]

I don't want your deviant sexual favours.
bulwarks: (cough)

mAGIC ONES

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah.

Ah.

The next reply takes around 5 minutes to come, obviously, after he's bit his hand and hit his head against a wall.]


it was a joke to sum1 else. sry.
hacks: (DISCOUNT VALUE)

FO SHO OR FO SHAME

[personal profile] hacks 2014-08-04 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[............

...........?

Lucky for him--]


I don't get it. Is this a joke to a significant other?
bulwarks: (woaah my sex is on fiyaah)

BOTH

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh dear god please kill him now.]

i'm not dating any1.

[Maybe.]
hacks: (okay(?!))

BOTH IT IS GOSH

[personal profile] hacks 2014-08-04 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's too late.]

Really?

If you're not, you should not joke like that. You'll lead them on. Boys don't say no to "free booty". This is like "dropping the soap".
bulwarks: (shakin)

hUFFS AT

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Far too late... don't make him wonder if he should have tried dropping something in front of them...]

rly. it's only an idiot it'll be ok mikasa.

[Don't kill him or anyone else.]
hacks: (DISCOUNT VALUE)

PUFFS AT

[personal profile] hacks 2014-08-04 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[..............gomen world, Mikasa says, if she knew.]

Who is it? If they are too stupid, they could misunderstand if they like you.

[She might depending on his answer.]
bulwarks: (something you said)

sHOVES

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[If she knew.]

do u trust me?

[That means she will... right]
hacks: (bread)

FALLS INTO

[personal profile] hacks 2014-08-04 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[...if.]

Of course I trust you.

I just don't trust the others.


[.......yep.]
bulwarks: (werk it)

tHE OTHER WAY

[personal profile] bulwarks 2014-08-04 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ I f. ]

i'll kick their ass if they think otherwsie ok?

[....yep.]

but i love you 8(

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o-oh..........

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:T!!!

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don't be in tsundere (blush)!!!

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TSUNDERES

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;3; /TOUCHES

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(BLUSHES)

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too kawaii!!!

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thats u

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no u r :>

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oh (blush)

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yes it's the kawaii truth :>

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sHHHHH

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HEHEHEHEH never :>

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i'm too dead for the other one

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nonos..........

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you don't believe me!!!

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do i ever?!

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oh 8( /lonely

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c8

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torturing me again 8(

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always

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lays down 8<

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squints....

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touches

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but :(

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sad buts 8(

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ur a sad butt

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my butt is pretty sad 8(

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