i'm saying you don't even know what deviant sexual favors really mean. you look like the vanilla type at best, a virgin at worst. or have you popped that cherry yet?
He gets it but that's. what if this is about blackmail? this all started because of a dumb comment anyway but you know what, he's up for the challenge if that's what this is going to be.
The reply comes late, but attached is an image. Sadly Eren isn't made for being a skank and it looks more dumb than hot but he Tried, okay???? The image itself is pretty wonky from how he's tried to set it up on a timer, but he's laid back and he might be biting into his hand without thinking about it -- it's his eyes that are the key thing here, the challenge and the danger showing through with how he's glaring into the shot.
Too bad he obviously made himself bleed when it autosent too.
[Draw me like one of your French girls? No, that's not what Levi had meant at all. Bore him to death, make him wait forever and still manage to get it wrong; way to go, Eren.]
i didnt mean a whore face. if that can even be called a whore face.
[It's the story of his life. He doesn't know what he's doing, he doesn't know what you're even fucking asking for actually, but he doesn't want that to be the point here.]
shut up it wasn't even supposed to send.
[After clicking send for that he tries to think of his options. There's only so much he can do on his own, right? Did he mean that? Unsure glances to the door and really the only things stopping him is if his housemates here or if this really is for blackmail and just... fuck. This is a dumb idea gone too far.
This time, he gets himself pushed back against his bed and you know what, he's going to risk embarrassment now as he sets himself up.
[His initial reaction is a half-amused "hoooh?" at the video request, followed by some brief mulling. Again, Eren had failed to get what he was saying, and normally this would be grounds for hanging up on his face, but! A video wasn't such a bad alternative, either. There was definitely potential for embarrassment there.
Tsk. Whatever would these kids do without him around to teach them lessons?]
Well? [His tone sounds like Eren is already wasting his time, and the deadpan look seems to reinforce that.] You have one minute to catch my interest or beat it.
///////// and wow i truly fucked up html there........... gomen............
[When the video starts it doesn't actually look or sound like much is going on. Sure, Eren's breathing might be slightly off, but he's barely started. He's not breathless in the slightest.
He is, however, clearly embarrassed about something.]
Shut up, I'm--
[He takes one glance at the video then props it up. Now, on screen, there should be a clear enough view of why Eren looked a bit hunched over before as well. He's curling over himself as his hand works his dick. His other hand, now the phone is propped against a pillow, clings onto the bedding by his side.]
--I'm proving a point.
[Is it possible to be embarrassed, humiliated and angry all at once? The answer to that is a huge yes]
tfln - intentional or misfire idc
option 2: im gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and i kept trying to pet them
option 3: itll be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
option 1 for great injustice!!!
Okay. maybe he's smirking a bit. On the inside.]
don't go around making offers you can't fulfill, jaeger. maybe i'll want to make good on that.
you spoil me (blush)
The only thing to gain out of this if it is just that is humiliation. It's not like that hasn't been an often occurrence anyway, right?]
r u saying i won't?
of course (blush)
rubysama (flushes)!!!
[2 minutes later]
ill prove it
liah-chan!!! (tsun)
(tsuns harder!!)
when
[He should have thought this through.]
(tsuns hardest!!!!)
make good use of that camera.
[Now, what kind of picture could he possibly be talking about...]
oh .... i lose [lonely]
camera?!?!?
He gets it but that's. what if this is about blackmail? this all started because of a dumb comment anyway but you know what, he's up for the challenge if that's what this is going to be.
The reply comes late, but attached is an image. Sadly Eren isn't made for being a skank and it looks more dumb than hot but he Tried, okay???? The image itself is pretty wonky from how he's tried to set it up on a timer, but he's laid back and he might be biting into his hand without thinking about it -- it's his eyes that are the key thing here, the challenge and the danger showing through with how he's glaring into the shot.
Too bad he obviously made himself bleed when it autosent too.
Fuck.]
yes. but it's a good loss.
i didnt mean a whore face. if that can even be called a whore face.
[You have one more try. Just one.]
i don't mind losing to you, no ;u;
shut up it wasn't even supposed to send.
[After clicking send for that he tries to think of his options. There's only so much he can do on his own, right? Did he mean that? Unsure glances to the door and really the only things stopping him is if his housemates here or if this really is for blackmail and just... fuck. This is a dumb idea gone too far.
This time, he gets himself pushed back against his bed and you know what, he's going to risk embarrassment now as he sets himself up.
Incoming: video call]
o-oh ;u; (blush)
Tsk. Whatever would these kids do without him around to teach them lessons?]
Well? [His tone sounds like Eren is already wasting his time, and the deadpan look seems to reinforce that.] You have one minute to catch my interest or beat it.
///////// and wow i truly fucked up html there........... gomen............
He is, however, clearly embarrassed about something.]
Shut up, I'm--
[He takes one glance at the video then props it up. Now, on screen, there should be a clear enough view of why Eren looked a bit hunched over before as well. He's curling over himself as his hand works his dick. His other hand, now the phone is propped against a pillow, clings onto the bedding by his side.]
--I'm proving a point.
[Is it possible to be embarrassed, humiliated and angry all at once? The answer to that is a huge yes]
1 and lets make it a misfire
Eren. You are too skinny.
cries sadly also my fucking keywords work here
what
WOW THOSE KEYWORDS? XCOOS ME?
I don't want your deviant sexual favours.
mAGIC ONES
Ah.
The next reply takes around 5 minutes to come, obviously, after he's bit his hand and hit his head against a wall.]
it was a joke to sum1 else. sry.
FO SHO OR FO SHAME
...........?
Lucky for him--]
I don't get it. Is this a joke to a significant other?
BOTH
i'm not dating any1.
[Maybe.]
BOTH IT IS GOSH
Really?
If you're not, you should not joke like that. You'll lead them on. Boys don't say no to "free booty". This is like "dropping the soap".
hUFFS AT
rly. it's only an idiot it'll be ok mikasa.
[Don't kill him or anyone else.]
PUFFS AT
Who is it? If they are too stupid, they could misunderstand if they like you.
[She might depending on his answer.]
sHOVES
do u trust me?
[That means she will... right]
FALLS INTO
Of course I trust you.
I just don't trust the others.
[.......yep.]
tHE OTHER WAY
i'll kick their ass if they think otherwsie ok?
[....yep.]
but i love you 8(
o-oh..........
yes /steeples fingers!!!!!!!!!11111
:T!!!
don't be in tsundere (blush)!!!
TSUNDERES
;3; /TOUCHES
(BLUSHES)
too kawaii!!!
thats u
no u r :>
oh (blush)
yes it's the kawaii truth :>
sHHHHH
HEHEHEHEH never :>
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i'm too dead for the other one
now i pulled myself away from xillia 2 (i'm not lost i swear)
nonos..........
you don't believe me!!!
do i ever?!
oh 8( /lonely
c8
torturing me again 8(
always
lays down 8<
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doing some tags before you go so you can have shit to look at LOL WAS GONNA SAY THIS ON BKST BUT NO
squints....
touches
frowns
but :(
no buts
sad buts 8(
ur a sad butt
my butt is pretty sad 8(
oh
yes 8>
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