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[bulwarks]

[really?!?!?!]

you mean fake???

[God what losers]

[hacks]

[disbelief.]

Fake could work. It won't dry up and leave an ugly mess.

[Why are they even thinking about this.]

[bulwarks]

[um]

i still doubt he'd be a flowers kind of person.

[Because Mikasa fucking brought it up?!]

[hacks]

[Um what.]

True. I wonder why the admirers never just give him something clean.

[SHE WAS JUST CURIOUS.]

[bulwarks]

[idek]

like bleach? they're probably worried he'd shove it up their ass, mikasa.

[Now you know why you should never be curious...]

[hacks]

[CRIES.]

...half of them probably deserve it.

[Good thing she's STONE COLD.]

[bulwarks]

probably more than half.

[MOSTLY.]

[hacks]

Yes. And he might as well punish some of the others while he's at it.

[MOSTLY...but ah, some of the people in their class.]

[bulwarks]

[mostly........ but ah. um.]

what would you do if he punished me?

[now he's just winding her up... sorry girl]

[hacks]

[THIS QUESTION?! she doesn't even know he's teasing her right now, because--]

I'll kill him.

[bulwarks]

[oops]

mikasa, it's not going to happen it's ok.

[he won't ask what happens if he enjoys it, that's Too Far.]

[hacks]

[HEART ATTACK, SERIOUSLY.]

I was going to ask. Did he touch you.

[WOW THIS?! EREN YOU'RE SO M.]

[bulwarks]

[everything is a disaster]

he didn't.

[WOW NO KINKSHAMING]

[hacks]

[To us, a beautiful one?!]

Good...because if he did.

[WOW?! HE SHAMED HER FLOWERS which isn't a kink but you know]

[bulwarks]

[ofc. and SDGSDGDSG flowers aren't, no]

if he did?

[hacks]

[It'll probably be turned into some kind of kink somewhere though, wow.]

Then I'll get that shorty.

[bulwarks]

[gross...]

what if you don't need to?

[hacks]

[Seriously...]

Then he's lucky.

[Wow what confidence?!]

[bulwarks]

i guess he is

[Eren she didn't mean that?!]

[hacks]

[YEAH SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT. SQUINTS AT HIM HARD.]

What do you mean?

[bulwarks]

[um]

um

[WELL IT COULD STILL MEAN BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS MIKASA AFTER THEM OK]

[hacks]

[YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, EREN? you better lie fast because SHE'S ONTO YOU NOW.]

Eren, are you hiding something from me?

[bulwarks]

[HE DOESN'T HAVE A THING TO SAY]

no. he hasn't.

[It's not a lie, okay? (lonely) and yes he's kind of strengthening the wrong point here. Shh.]

[hacks]

[.................]

Eren, are you involved with the professor?

[A STAB IN THE DARK HERE BECAUSE EREN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM A LOT.]

[bulwarks]

NO

[a few seconds later]

no. you can even ask armin if you want.

[MAYBE HE JUST WANTS SENPAI SENSEI TO NOTICE HIM?!]