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[bulwarks]

[Nervous sweats though... Mikasa this is too close?!?!]

what r u talking about?

[hacks]

[IT'S TOO LATE!!]

Professor Ackerman looks young, don't you think?

[bulwarks]

[SLAMS HEAD ONTO DESK]

idk he's kinda old mikasa.

short too

[hacks]

[TOO BAD SHE CAN'T HEAR THAT.]

He's really short.

It doesn't stop the girls from giving him flowers every Valentine's Day. I heard from Armin that he gets more flowers than the male students in this college.

[bulwarks]

[HE'S GLAD]

uh so???

you already know i didn't give anyone flowers except you and armin

[because he feared for his life if he didn't do that]

[hacks]

[DAMMIT THOUGH :(]

I know. But some shows say that you don't need flowers either.

I like the ones you gave us by the way. Did you like mine?

[Just to show her dedication to Eren and Armin, and scare the weakwilled girls from them, she sure did over did their flowers. Professor Ackerman will need to top that to top Eren HAR HAR]

[bulwarks]

[SHHHH]

then what?

of course i did. you spent too much though.

[AFTER YOU TOLD HIM OFF FOR NOT WANTING RAISIN TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!]

[hacks]

[NO SHHHHH.]

I don't know what comes next, I haven't been there myself.

I handmade all the wrapping. I saved.

[SHE MANAGED TO PENNY PINCH THOUGH!!! What a pro.]

[bulwarks]

[ALL THE SHHH]

whats that 2 me?

[he's still judging her on the flowers though]

[hacks]

[NO!!!! /throws shhhh.]

I cannot teach you everything yet.

[Ah. Also wow?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FLOWERS!]

[bulwarks]

[He doesn't get any of this.... wow.......]

no i mean. what do these flowers have to do with anythinG?

[She went overboard... Calm down, Mikasa!!]

[hacks]

[He doesn't because he's sneaking around.......]

What if you wanted to give the professor some flowers?

[What if.]

[bulwarks]

[Wow he's not...]

i don't think the professor would appreciate some flowers, mikasa.

[Too busy judging her to realise the implications tbh]

[hacks]

[really. really.]

He would if they're clean.

[She can't even tell right now cos she thinks SHE GONE DONE GOOD.]

[bulwarks]

[really?!?!?!]

you mean fake???

[God what losers]

[hacks]

[disbelief.]

Fake could work. It won't dry up and leave an ugly mess.

[Why are they even thinking about this.]

[bulwarks]

[um]

i still doubt he'd be a flowers kind of person.

[Because Mikasa fucking brought it up?!]

[hacks]

[Um what.]

True. I wonder why the admirers never just give him something clean.

[SHE WAS JUST CURIOUS.]

[bulwarks]

[idek]

like bleach? they're probably worried he'd shove it up their ass, mikasa.

[Now you know why you should never be curious...]

[hacks]

[CRIES.]

...half of them probably deserve it.

[Good thing she's STONE COLD.]

[bulwarks]

probably more than half.

[MOSTLY.]

[hacks]

Yes. And he might as well punish some of the others while he's at it.

[MOSTLY...but ah, some of the people in their class.]

[bulwarks]

[mostly........ but ah. um.]

what would you do if he punished me?

[now he's just winding her up... sorry girl]

[hacks]

[THIS QUESTION?! she doesn't even know he's teasing her right now, because--]

I'll kill him.

[bulwarks]

[oops]

mikasa, it's not going to happen it's ok.

[he won't ask what happens if he enjoys it, that's Too Far.]